{"id":458,"date":"2011-03-25T07:35:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T12:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefourpartland.com\/blog\/?p=458"},"modified":"2011-03-25T11:20:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T16:20:14","slug":"weekly-ritual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefourpartland.com\/blog\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Ritual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tMarcus went blind on Wednesday. Deaf on Thursday. Friday he lost the ability to taste. Saturday, scents no longer appealed, and Sunday, he could no longer feel even the breath of the wind. Monday, they all came back.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe still worked the full forty hour week, of course. Hardest on Monday and Tuesday, when he could see. Memorize everything he could before Tuesday midnight, and then use Braille the rest of the week, typing away in blissful silence until Monday rolled around. <\/p>\n<p>\tThursday and Friday, he was the most productive person in the office. It&#8217;s amazing how much you can get done without even the possibility of being distracted.<\/p>\n<p>\tThere were drawbacks, of course. His wife cheated on him, twice a week. Thursday and Friday, between noon and two. Sunday he had to lay in bed, eating nothing. Too much risk otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>\tIt also meant he could never see his children play sports as they grew up, or spend time with them on the weekend. Marcus cried over that, when he thought no one was looking. <\/p>\n<p>\tSomeday, he was sure he&#8217;d find out what the affliction of his meant. Doctors certainly didn&#8217;t know, they just waved their hands. Oh, they&#8217;d been helpful at first, trying every cure and treatment they could conceive. But if you heard of a product with a 99% success rate, well, Marcus was that 1%. Everything failed on him. So he accepted life and moved on. Mostly.<\/p>\n<p>\tIt was Wednesday again. Blindness had struck, as it always did, at midnight Tuesday night. Today though, he hadn&#8217;t gone into work. Marcus wanted to experiment. So he shot himself. Dead, of course. No reason to do things poorly. As for what he found, well, he had a hard time telling anyone. But the corpse did have a smile on its face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marcus went blind on Wednesday. Deaf on Thursday. Friday he lost the ability to taste. Saturday, scents no longer appealed, and Sunday, he could no longer feel even the breath of the wind. Monday, they all came back. He still worked the full forty hour week, of course. 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